Thursday, 30 October 2014

BELIEF by Churchill and others

A: Tell me one thing you believe in that you think most people don’t OR 
B: One thing other people believe that you think is bullshit.
Where A or B indicates the question being answered. Laugh, get shocked, see!


A:
Tabby:  Keeping it real and simple. Most people don’t.



A:
Dickens: That God does exist. I don’t believe it.


A:
Trizzah: That all girls are lesbians, what’s different is the level of it in them


A and B:
Sophie, Caro and Emily (Left to Right):  Eish! That’s hard!


A and B:
George: I am not sure if I really believe in anything.


A and B:
Caro: That’s hard to think about



A:
Victor: That Jesus can really be enough and that you won’t need anything else after that.



B:
Vicky : Emotions.I don’t believe in them.


B:
Dan: That there’s somewhere people go after they die. That whether I do bad or good stuff, God wanted it to happen.


A and B:
Gilbert : Can I send you the answer in some way later on? I’ll look for you

ANALYZING RELATIONSHIPS –Margaret Gati
I love analyzing relationships. This is because all human beings’ activities have their foundations as relationships. I will give you something special because we have a certain relationship. I will come visit you, phone you or email you because we have a relationship. Get the drift? My crux of the matter is girl-boy relationships or man-woman, lovers’ relationships or whatever name might please you (I bet you already know what I am ranting about.) No rolling of eyes people!


Since I do not like niceties, I will jump straight to the point. There are what I call pointers to avoiding heartbreak, or being taken for a ride. These things are actually obvious, it’s just that we choose to not see or simply assume and block our minds towards the bitter truth. It cuts both ways people, for the damsels and the guys.

First and foremost if he/she loves you, you will not wait a whole day without getting a reply to that email, or missed call or text or even better nowadays a whats app message. Do not delude yourself that oh she/he is busy, or he/she doesn’t have airtime. Folks if he/she is busy, a short text will be just enough to explain. But silence for a whole day maaaaan? That’s simply a sign that things are not well between you two, there’s probably three to five of you in that mix. Also, if he/she takes hours to reply when you know they are not even busy, then you’ve got problems.

My good people, if someone is interested in you, the person makes some time for you. Time people, is a rare commodity. A priceless gift that someone can freely give. If you ask him/her to meet you but all you get are excuses…..sigh….the person simply doesn’t deem you that important. Deal with it and get someone who does.

Lastly folks, it’s   never that serious, there’s always another chance to love, another man or woman, girl or boy. Accept these pointers and save yourself the pain, drama and embarrassment and be proud. You loved! It is better to have loved and failed than to never love. If he/she feels they are too special for you, remember the world has approximately 7,247,713,237,453 people!!!



Tuesday, 14 October 2014

The Widow by FlorenceAwino
We stand gingerly on the bed of the Nile taking great care not to fall inside the yawning cracks that crisscross the surface. We stare in awe towards the middle of the great waters but we take care not to approach too closely. Nobody knows what this means, not even Oholah; the government’s super computer. She cannot decipher what on earth this is. What we know is that we need to avoid it. Move to a faraway place, and never come back.

In the middle of the Nile, there is an angry green stem of a plant emitting deep guttural sounds. The stem has tentacles, which sway angrily. The dancing tentacles will pick up anything that comes too close and eat it. Before they eat you, for they eat with abandon and no discrimination, the plant will infuse a toxic poison into your system and you will stop struggling, paralyzed. And these tentacles will slowly tear your flesh and take turns feeding the queen of the plants until you are no more. Long gone are the mighty waters and in its place stand the most villain plant monster ever seen in the whole universe.

This rogue monster is the creation of man for in the last many, many years, the hedonist inhabitants of the former planet, kept feeding the waters with poisons and toxics from their lives. They have big bowels and extremely constipated rectums, these people! And then they called their neighbors to join their misdemeanors. We have more than enough, they said, come with us! And they pissed and dunked into the waters till the sea villain arose angrily from its abode and had their lives for dinner.

The remnants are looking for a land of solace, for waters without angry man-eating plants. They are the last of their lineage and they seek to keep their bloodline alive but it is the same everywhere. All the seas have angry fishes and seaweeds, the rivers have withdrawn their trickle, for they cower under the burning rage of the great sea monsters. All these rivers, they are no more. They are fed up!

The inhabitants of these places have feet that look like giant tree leaves. Their heads are four times the size of their ancestors’ craniums. They know so because they remember the days of yonder, from the films that are constantly shown. Each street is lined up with giant plasma screens, showcasing the crisp images of happier years at the peak of their hedonistic tendencies, of whoring with their charming lovers, from the east to west.

They even sought lovers from far yonder north, and to prove their virility they found a lover down south! And their lovers charmed away their flimsy lingerie and delighted at the nakedness. As if whoring the fruits of their youth wasn’t enough, they sent them away with expensive gifts. Plentiful precious metals brought in at dusk by the weary servant who will be stopped at the gate by the aggressive sentries that stand guard.

He is too smelly to get in. Explore our nakedness and also explore our land. I see your land hungry for a climax! They leered, and then they drilled their shafts into the virgin land. It squirted, and they harvested it in huge pipes. More! More! They cried.

And they enjoyed the prostitute play to their fill, till it no longer gave them any pleasure. Which man is loyal to a whore? Away they went and what the whoring peoples was left with was just flimsy clothing that was not enough to hide their shame from their young ones! They now walk with their heads constantly bowed and their necks have started growing downwards. Even their own people want nothing to do with them and their elite sons have fled the embarrassment. Such despair!

Africa is now a mourning widow, breasts sagging and her mighty ass has fallen! Her lovers now scorn her nakedness for they were just there to plunder her plenty and they have turned stone deaf to her anguished cries. Her favorite sons are gone to enjoy the loot with her enemies.

She had kept quiet while her sons stirred trouble among her people. Her sons castrated 1565 able men and when 329 of them died, they castrated even more. They bragged that the libido of their mother’s lovers would keep her content and compliant to the needs of her loins. They sowed seeds of discord all over the land and countless men became unwilling eunuchs. Lost manhood littered the whole land as the daughters of the land were sold into whore-hood elsewhere. The whole generation is cursed because of a promiscuous mother.

Shame unites her people; they no longer know race or creed. Their borders no longer matter and the hungry, deformed and diseased inhabitants roam freely. All they own is the musty air. Sustain us, let us breath. Their gods are gone, for they too saw her nakedness and were not pleased. Away they turned their heads in disgust, closed their eyes to her debauchery and blocked their ears lest they too got defiled by her sinful moans of pleasure. Let her now bear the fruits of her unfaithfulness. They nod sagely.

African people are resilient. They still have hope in their defiled land. They wait for salvation. The coming of Christ is upon them.




Monday, 6 October 2014

END OF AN ERA by Elizabeth Muthama

Shortly after completing her bachelor’s degree in the University of Nairobi, Carolyne Mutoko landed a job in capital FM. 4 years down that lane; she joined Radio Africa, taking the morning show ‘Big Breakfast’ in Kiss 100 for a decade she has worked with starlets such as Walter ‘Nyambane’ Mong’are, Larry Asego, Jalang’o, and most recently Linda Nyangweso and comedian Chipukeezy. 7 days ago Ms Mutoko finally lay down her tools of radio presenting, day in day out she addressed the nation on brave topics that had others label her as insensitive and sometimes proud. All the same her announcement of hanging the microphone was received with a lot of nostalgia by her social media followers: Some reminiscing of the great shows while others wishing her good luck in her endeavours. Here are some of the messages.

caroooooo......y r u leaving? manze caro bila breakfast show ni kama chai bila shuge...noma...ta managed shld do smthng...mgetupa notice banaa...yyyyyyyyy? we wnt caro bck plse! ama we wil b on streets..serikali saidia.
Will miss u Carol, your insight, ur passion and your desire to change the way things are done, not just as individuals but as a nation. Listening to you has always inspired me and given me a different, mind set.

Rebrand get set and go…
Mutoko’s exit in radio presenting may have been long forth coming, but it is said to have been hastened by the acquiring of 49% shares of Radio Africa by Times Media a South African company. Kiss 100, now Kiss FM Kenya was said to have lost a substantial number of morning listeners and hence the re-branding and strategizing that saw the longest radio duo, Shaffie Weru and Kalekye Mumo move from the overdrive show to the Morning Kiss and Linda Nyangweso, Chipukeezy and Jeff take over the overdrive.  Ms Mutoko is said to have taken up a managerial position in the radio Africa pecking order.
The move by Kiss 100 has come couple of months after its competitor Easy FM also re-branded to Nation FM and introduced new presenters while letting go old time voices such as Sheilah Mwanyigah and Edward Kwach.
In my view Kiss FM might lose some morning listeners, who loved the gusty topics Carolyne Mutoko addressed, but after sometime the numbers will stabilise. After all, Kalekye Mumo and Shaffie Weru had quite a great following in the ‘Rush Hour’. So long dear reader…



KENYAN LEADERS AND DEMOCRACY;WHAT SORT OF FUTURE? By Jack Adienge.

That Kenyan leaders are anchors of political crisis,and potentially on the verge of serious decline in action,is now more or less accepted wisdom among commentators and analysts throughout the established democracies.Once regarded as a necessary component in the maintenance of representative government,and as an essential element in the stabilization and continued functioning of modern mass democracy,political leaders in Kenya are now often seen to be archaic and outmoded.Moreover,being dominated by what is sometimes perceived as a self-interested group,or being criticized for serving as little more than the vehicles for that group,political leaders in Kenya are now often cited as individuals that stand in the way of democratic renewal rather than as one of the means by which democracy itself might still be sustained.Little more than 10 years ago,it would have been reasonable to question whether meaningful political life existed outside the world of politicians.Nowadays,it seems more appropriate to ask whether political life still exists inside that world.


But although there is much truth,and,indeed,much hard evidence,underlying the contemporary thesis of leadership decline in Kenya,the argument is also in one crucial sense misleading.For while political organizations and most politicians may well be failing,a few political figures are certainly not.This is one of the key themes which I wish to develop,in that the distinction between party organizations,on one hand,and individuals as such,on the other hand,is one that is usually blurred in the contemporary discussions.For a variety of reasons,including changes in the character of Kenyan democracy,as well as changes in both the political class itself and in the wider society,political leaders find themselves less and less to function as representative agencies.The age of tribal kingpins is passing,and,at least in any foreseeable future,it is unlikely to be recoverable.At the same time,however,current tribal kingpins do play an important,and perhaps even increasingly important,role in in the management of Kenyan democracy.Hence,while their representative role may be declining,their procedural role remains as essential as ever.One way in which politicians might therefore assure themselves of a future can be by facing up to and accepting their changed circumstances,and by seeking to emphasize their legitimacy as guarantors of a form of democracy which is inclusive,transparent and accountable.This side of the political shift has already been substantially documented elsewhere,and need not be rehearsed again here(Katz&Mair,1995).Suffice is to note three crucial developments which have marked most African democracies in the past 3 decades,and which look likely to become even more reinforced in future generations.The 1st of these concerns is money,and the fact that African politicians,both young and old,are now increasingly "reliable" due to their corporate survival on corruption.Indeed,in most societies today,and in almost all newly-established democracies like South Sudan,the preferred source of political following has become money,such that citizens are now quite dependent on politicians' subventions in order to maintain their political interests and loyalty.This is the heart of darkness.

Secondly,politicians are now increasingly obliged to conform to new state laws and regulations,which sometimes even determine the way in which their private functions and organizations run.Many of these regulations and party laws have been either introduced or extended in the wake of the introduction of public funding,with the distribution of state subventions inevitably demanding the introduction of a more codified system of party registration and control.Controlling party access to the "publicly" owned broadcasting media has also required a new system of regulation,which again acts to codify the status of political parties and their range of activities from having been largely "private" and voluntary associations which developed from within society and which drew their primary legitimacy therein,parties have therefore now become increasingly subject to a regulatory framework which accords them a quasi official status as part of the state.

Thirdly,many political leaders have also cemented their linkage to the state by increasingly prioritizing their role as public office holders.In the terms adopted by the analysts of coalition formation,politicians have become more office-seeking,with the winning of a place in government being both a standard expectation and-increasingly-an end in itself.Added to this is the increasingly observable tendency for financial and staffing resources for politicians in parliament rather than on the ground.It is against this backdrop that one can confidently say that,fifty plus years on,as Kenyan politicians "move" away from their old models,as representation becomes both more inchoate and less manageable,and as party organizations look likely to be substituted by organized interests within the civil society,popular sovereignty also begins to slip away from this more "protected" nation-Kenya,There are some obvious respects in which adaptation to such a future is likely to pose a particular difficulty for the traditional parties of the left.While Duverger(1954) may have adopted too limited a perspective in treating the mass party as "a socialist invention",it is nevertheless clear that the model of the mass party that has now passed was especially well suited to the traditional socialist project.As such,it is important to remind ourselves that policy,governance and mechanisms necessary to lay a good foundation for sustainable democratic society are yet to be formalized in practice.That is why Kenyans of goodwill,like we in B.A.M.U,must do more to end the looming political poverty and scarcity,and struggle for a patriotic national culture.It is decent to join the family of progressive minds doing their best to bring change for the better for in Kenya,"common decency",said former Kenyan Vice-President Josephat Karanja,"has been thrown out of the window and replaced by political thuggery and vindictiveness"
               

Wednesday, 1 October 2014

STUDENTS INTERACT WITH TOP KISUMU ENTREPRENEURS DURING ENTREPRENEURSHIP SUMMIT

It’s not every day in Maseno University that you get to have Kisumu’s top businessman and philanthropist flanked with a top female entrepreneur, Kisumu’s top civic and social organization professional plus a former Google Student Ambassador in one room and a group of ambitious and motivated students passionate about entrepreneurship, innovation and development.
Some of the participants posing for a photo with Kenya Youth Hub officials after the summit

Well that is just what Kenya Youth Hub managed to do last Friday at the university’s board room during a youth entrepreneurship summit organized by the group led by fourth year Political Science student Duncan Njue who is the C.E.O of the hub.


Guest Speakers at the Summit.L-R. Abdul Qadir Mohammed, Betty Okero, James Odede, Joshua Nyamori


Kenya Youth Hub-KYH is a non-governmental organization which seeks to empower the youths by acting as a link between youths and opportunities. The hub’s mission is to provide a platform and a home to nurture and empower the Kenyan youths through values driven, informative and inclusive approaches for personal, community and national development.

The guest speakers, Abdul Qadir Mohammed, C.E.O of Dubai Auto Spares, Joshua Nyamori,lead consultant at Kisumu Urban Project,Betty Okero, C.E.O of Civil Society Networks, James Odede and Taye Balogun all gave an account of their journey in entrepreneurship and what the future holds for the ambitious students who were present at the summit. The former gave a personal story about how he had started selling watches while in class five while the latter challenged those present to rethink their understanding of what it is to be African and how to move on after that. Taye Balogun(who addressed the summit via Skype) shared a short video of his African Storytellers Project dubbed Why Africans Are Not United that he exhibited at Kuona Trust last month and collaborated in with top Kenyan photographer and instagrammer Mutua Matheka.

All of the close to 100 attendees will be given a certificate of participation in the summit and will be personally invited to the next summit to be held in January next year.


Student panelists during the summit

Kenya Youth Hub Officials


So, what better way to show you what was said at the event than to use some of the many tweets that were being sent by the tech savvy students and the guests at the event?


@youthhubKE some people are living in Africa but their minds are in America #masenoyouthsummit2014
Yo! #TayeBalogun now joins us via Skype to talk abt his projects and vision for Africa. @youthhubKE
 Kenya Youth Hub retweeted
"If you fear that someone is gonna steal your idea then you dont have enough" #TayeBalogun via skype @YouthhubKe
 Kenya Youth Hub retweeted
Talking #panAfricanism and mental liberation at the @youthhubKE summit. Your problem is you! #TayeBalogun
 Kenya Youth Hub retweeted
from @nyawy barbra the 'implementor' "look at the good things in life'' #masenoyouthsummit2014 @youthhubKE ,day well spent :-)
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Whose erased the last zero though RT @youthhubKE..... REWARD KSH.200 BOB for most tweets....twende kazi #MasenoYouthsummit2014

 Kenya Youth Hub retweeted
here comes an artist, churchill a political science student @maseno_uni #masenoyouthsummit2014 @youthhubKE
 Kenya Youth Hub retweeted
@youthhubKE #masenoyouthsummit2014 The best way to predict the future is to create it

 Kenya Youth Hub retweeted

@youthhubKE @MUTWIRI_ I hope my presence & that of fellow Speakers will make a +ve difference in the thinking of the #masenoyouthsummit2014

 Kenya Youth Hub retweeted
"Always appreciate TIME. Keep Time. " ~ @AbdulqadirOmar at #MasenoYouthsummit2014 @youthhubKE

Kenya Youth Hub retweeted
@youthhubKE #masenoyouthsummit2014...youths can change the socio-economic and political of this country @joshua_nyamori


 Kenya Youth Hub retweeted

@youthhubKE #masenoyouthsummit2014 The best way to predict the future is to create it