Sunday, 6 July 2014

WORLD CUP WIDOWS AND SINGLE LADIES by Elizabeth Muthama

So the world cup has been running for 25 days, is there any of you who feel it’s been like a decade, especially ladies? Please watch out, don’t answer that out aloud- you might be stoned but don’t worry I got your back. When the first whistle was blown in Brazil and the games began so did the problems of married women and dating ladies whose husbands and boyfriends started dating football. One of such is my friend Betty now married for 2 years.




Bearing in mind Brazil’s time zone, while the games are played it finds Kenya in the wee hours of the night. And this has changed my friend’s story. After 4 days of her husband coming home late she decided to accompany him to one of the matches, where Portugal faced Germany. The date started badly with him complaining that Betty took too much time in the mirror. With her makeup half done and not sure about her dress they both left for the match in the nearest bar. Betty publicly announced she rooted for Germany and of course she did that to show support for her husband. But she loved watching Ronaldo anyway and silently supported Portugal. The match went awfully wrong when Portugal scored in the 80th minute; Betty inadvertently celebrated and was met with furious eyes of her date. And her lamest excuse was, “I did not know, you mean that it’s not Germany? I thought it was”. Apart from making a fool out of herself, she had earned herself a week long frown from dear hubby.

Maria is my second friend to whom world cup has brought nothing but stress and endless thoughts. Just before the world cup her husband used some of their savings to buy a flat screen television and went digital with GoTV. It’s true he did not ‘hama’ (digital migration) even when the government threatened to switch off analogue television. During every match he invites his three friends whom Maria has to cook something for. She stays up late to serve them, tries to sit and enjoy football but being a fifth wheel is worse than going to bed to get some sleep. Just when she falls asleep she wakes up frightened by the shouting and screaming coming from the living room. Cursing she throws a pillow over her head to quiet the noise, when calmness kicks in sweet hubby calls her to serve them more drinks, as if their house is a bar and her the bartender.

That is what my friends’ life for the last 21 days has been like. You are wondering what my experience has been like? Well girl talk has been filled with too much ‘my husband is not spending time with me’ stories. I want to talk about clothes, shoes, that workmate that sucks investments and skin care products, not about selfish husbands who have turned their wives to world cup widows. So there it is I can’t wait for the world cup to be over.  

What is your world cup experience? Share with B.A.M.U and enjoy the remaining world cup days responsibly.  

This blogpost was prepared by Elizabeth Muthama. She is one of the founding members of BAMU, is a script writer and is a third year Development Studies student.


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